Sonic Movie the Third

12-21-2024

So I watched Sonic the Hedgehog 3 in a theatre (which is closing in January and I find that to be bullshit) and well. I think I cummed my pants like 8 times during that movie. The whole movie felt relentless in the best way possible. There's almost always something happening whether it be action or something funny. And as someone who needs constant stimulation to not fall asleep it was perfect for me.
The comedy aspect had my cheeks hurt from laughing and the action felt awesome. And the slower more emotional parts felt nice as well. Like when I saw Maria being fucking dead and cheered because I thought it'd be funny to do so. Also when Shadow was called "Hot Topic." That was the best part. I also loved the characters, none of them felt boring and their interactions were hilarious. Also I absolutely lost my shit during the post credits scene.
I reunited with a friend I haven't seen since the war (hi Shaila) which was just a good feeling.
Anyway in case you couldn't tell, I enjoyed the movie and will buy all the Sonic movies on Blu-ray when the third one gets printed.
I was also pretty loud in the theatre too, whoops. Somebody told me to shut the fuck up which ok fair. And then she went on her phone. Fucken bitch.
Anyway, it's time to go break some glass in case of emergency.
Btw this site has jQuery now. That's pretty cool.